In July last year, when myself and Craig first hatched this crazy plan, (it didn't seem so crazy at the time), we were working on the same job together in Paddington.

Every now and then, Craig would feel that enough was enough and that it was time to delegate a few of his responsibilities upwards.

I always knew when this was happening because, he would use the expression: 'I'm just holding the pig's head, you're the one who's ******* it!

Unfortunately it turned out that Craig wasn't able to join me on this trip as he could not wait until March to head off.

Well Craig, the pig has got a head start, but I plan to catch it, hold it and **** it...On my own if needs be!